Xylo presents: Trump 2017 – Biglier than ever


Dude we’ve been posting in this thread a year and every other day I still have a moment where I’m like, “Holy shit, he really is the president.”


It’s the one below that’s done me


Jeff Flake(y)


The world is fucked.


JFC. That reads like one of Foley’s NoNoRobots posts.


I was thinking it read like a Foley post. Is Trump Foley’s latest creation?


Would that make @UnicornPorn the real FLOTUS?


That whole tweet is brilliant. ‘Your favorite president’. Also it kills me when he puts words in quotation marks unnecessarily. ‘Lot of bad “dudes” out there!’


I like the Trump fans justifying killing elephants because apparently there’s actually too many of them or something. Won’t be long before Trump endorses washing one’s face with sulphuric acid and we get his fans tweeting ‘Argh, it burns…ha ha take that libs’


Reading the new Luke Harding book about Trump at the minute. No real juice thus far as most of the dossier it’s based around has been in the broadsheet press for a while, but fascinating to read about the logistics of private espionage, the background of some of the peripheral figures involved with Trump, and how the FSB operate to intimidate Western journalists. The ales of shares in Rosneft is an interesting offshoot aswell. Quite good.


What a world we live in




The more i read about the background to this shit the more i’m absolutely convinced that they (Flynn, Manafort, Page, etc) are Russian agents.


I really hate this kind of stuff. Nobody’s saying Trump is exactly like Nixon, they’re pointing out they have traits in common. And Trump being a million times dumber than Nixon doesn’t suddenly make Nixon good. Ditto anything which tries to say that Reagan/Bush Jr don’t seem so bad now.


hash tag resistance i guess


Shat myself on purpose guys


That’s incredible. I’m in awe.


I kinda fucking love the guy. He’s a Looney Tunes character who’s become literally the most powerful man on Earth.


New and terrifying tactic* never previously attempted by any president, who all to a man respected the rules of our fair republic

*that FDR tried to do 80 years ago



Sean emailed to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named "DISer of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!