Yet Boris does it daily and we barely mention it
What the fuck am I doing replying like this? This isn’t me. I feel like a shitty Have I Got News For You writer.
Had a dream where i shit myself last night
Stressful check of the old sheets when I woke up
TBF you were one yourself once, Boris
Poor bloke. Bet he wishes this photo would go away.
Trying to think under what circumstances I would just continue on with what I was doing if I completely shit myself. Running in a race=no, running for my life=yes. Just give up mate ffs
guess it depends how close to the finish he is. The finish of the race, not his toilet business.
Tried to finish first and ended up with number 2.
Only just passes as a number 2
makes me think of that cky ‘sketch’ “you never seeing a guy taking a shit when he’s running”
well the headlines would write themselves if Messi did it
He’s just Messi’d himself there Clive.
Lineker did this and we haven’t stopped talking about it.
His face looks like someone else has shat in his pants