RORY STEWART: Hello Alistair
ALISTAIR CAMPBELL: Hi Rory, so how’s it goin
RORY STEWART takes a drag on his weed cigarette
RORY STEWART: Pretty good pretty good, so I mean - you ever took a shit on DMT?
ALISTAIR CAMPBELL: Man, I mean… I’ve took shits on some real heavy shit. But DMT?
RORY STEWART: Aw fuck dude you gotta try it, it’s like… bro it’s fuckin
ALISTAIR CAMPBELL: I can imagine, I can imagine
RORY STEWART: Anyway so we’re gonna get checking the threads, right?
ALISTAIR CAMPBELL: Yeah hang on pass me that bong man
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Mind when he took his tie off
Well, if you will keep writing brilliant posts…