Dont care its 2pm wednesday. I need this
I have met this duck on the way back from a news eve spent in a Devon farmhouse. The owner was apparently subject to loads of abuse for endangering and exploiting Star. To be fair, when we met them they were in a market hall somewhere and the duck was nearly stomped on by a horse so might not be a totally unfair allegation.
funny how ducks are good eggs and geese are always total arseholes isn’t it?
Not so funny when you’re in an altercation with the goose.
I got in an altercation with a Canadian goose that stole my caramac bar, got it back though