I think to be honest the lack of actual jeopardy here is making us a bit more reckless than we might be in real life.

Not @ma0sm , he’s shitting himself.

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“I am ready, Runal. Lead the way.”

Runal taps three times on the back of the buddha, near the spot where its skull and neck join. It makes a clanging sound like cymbals being struck. Awesome! Before you stands a seven foot tall being, with broad shoulders and huge feet. His face is gentle and kind. You are not frightened.

Runal introduces him, “This is Zodak. He is your special guide. Follow him. He will take you where you must go.”
“Can I say goodbye to Carlos?”
“It is not usual. I do not advise it; it might upset him and you. However, if you wish, go and say farewell.”

  • Bid farewell to Carlos
  • Decide against bidding farewell

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I’m not a mountain climber.

Not with that attitude.

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*altitude

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Carlos has roofed he can take care of himself. Fuck Carlos. I’m all about Zodak now.

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I’ve got “I’m a mountain climber” in my head to the tune of this

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I am getting a bit of a gay vibe from Carlos and Runal, is anyone else?

carlos fucking ran off and tried to do his own thing anyway. fuck him.

I hate saying goodbye to people.

When I was younger, if I had a friend round, when I got bored / tired I’d just go to bed. The friend would ask my parents where I’d gone and they’d have a look round and find me asleep making it their problem now.

I’m not changing just for Carlos.

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Im waiting for that guys flatmate to enter from stage left, was it Roscoe?

I’ll close this poll at 15:45. Think it’ll be a close one.

what a bunch of dicks, sacking off carl!

50/50, next vote takes it.

Let’s say I changed my vote. We’re going to say bye to Carlos and upset him, just like vine wants.

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i thought he was getting sacked either way, we’re just voting to acknowledge him

You walk out of the room. The Yeti, Zodak, accompanies you. Carlos stands outside, as he was when you left him. He is frozen in time. He can’t hear you, nor can you hear him. You have become a part of a different world. You start to realise some of the consequences of your decision to go to Shangri-La.

You say a quiet goodbye to Carlos, even though he cannot hear you, and follow Zodak back into the monastery.

Zodak motions you to follow. He takes one giant step into the air. You look with amazement as he hovers a meter off the ground. Then you step up into the air, and you, too, are suspended above the floor of the monastery. You are levitating.

Whoosh!! The two of you zoom out of the monastery, right through the walls, up into the sky. You travel at unimaginable speeds. You climb at a dizzying pace, until the two of you stand on top of the sharp, icy crest of Mt. Everest. Below you stretch glaciers, mountains, valleys. You see the world from the top.

Zodak points to a narrow slot near the topmost point of Mt. Everest. He says, “That is the route to Shangri-La.” He takes three steps, enters the slot, and disappears from sight.

Next bit coming up shortly

#WHAT A CLIFFHANGER