Fucking left me laptop at work last night didn’t I. Couldn’t have done it any other day could I? So had to drive in , send a couple of emails and the drive straight back. Hour and a half roundtrip.
Please post examples of when you have been a nob. Please keep it light, none of Theo’s dark shit.
That time I thought my passport had been stolen but it was under my desk at work all along
I bet you do you dirty old bollocks!
This reply makes me giggle every fucking time.
Same here. I hadn’t seen that Gary Numan tweet until someone posted it the other day.
Spent two hours yesterday afternoon trying to reconcile a commission statement from the end of August 2017 with a report from the end of August 2018.