You are a rolling nob


#1

Fucking left me laptop at work last night didn’t I. Couldn’t have done it any other day could I? So had to drive in , send a couple of emails and the drive straight back. Hour and a half roundtrip.

Please post examples of when you have been a nob. Please keep it light, none of Theo’s dark shit.


#2

That time I thought my passport had been stolen but it was under my desk at work all along


#3

NOb


#4

prefer knob to nob


#5

I bet you do you dirty old bollocks!


#6

I did drop my previous phone down the toilet, probably one of the stupidest way to lose a phone (though i left mine on the bus when I was 17 because i was too nervous to make eye contact with others so wouldnt look back at my seat no matter what. This one could be worse than the toilet one tbh)


#7

This reply makes me giggle every fucking time.


#8

Same here. I hadn’t seen that Gary Numan tweet until someone posted it the other day.


#9

Spent two hours yesterday afternoon trying to reconcile a commission statement from the end of August 2017 with a report from the end of August 2018.

Nob