wasn’t there someone who used to make a living player poker on here? sounds cool, but might be a miserable existence. or somewhere in between. or both. or neither.

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It wasn’t me, but I did try it for a while, out of necessity, and failed. For the most part it is a miserable existence. It’s very precarious unless you are very very good, in which case obviously you can make a lot of money. But as with most gambling, most people aren’t very very good, they’re just bad enough to not quite lose all their money at once.

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yeah that makes sense… even were I extremely good I’d probably end up feeling guilty for winning people’s life savings or whatever. you simply cannnot win!

Hit me

Not sure if this is made up or real poker talk :smiley:

I feel ya hands on mah body

Fold, but would’ve already. You don’t land the flop you get the fuck outta there.

It’s like listening to jazz when you don’t know the changes, it’s great

The ad just popped up again.

$1/$2 cash game. $200 effective stacks.

ALL IN

BB is being a calling station because they don’t have anything. Trouble is you don’t either. Depends how they’ve been playing their other hands throughout. (Edited because I didn’t read the OP properly - just check and get to the next hand).

HIT ME

:dizzy_face::fist_left:

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DOUBLE DOWN

:fist_right: :confounded:

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TWIST!

:man_dancing:

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You don’t want to end up the broomcorn’s uncle thats for damn sure

@sharpyetblunt i think, but he didnt make it in the Great Migration

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really like playing with my mates coz theyre as crap at it as i am, but im a way better bluffer (i get rowdy and excited and we play for pennies so once the bet is as high as 20p a round theyre all like ooohh too rich for my blood so i take the pot with a pair of 4s or something and theyre all like viney youre such a dick, why did you bet so hard on that)

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