yeah that makes sense… even were I extremely good I’d probably end up feeling guilty for winning people’s life savings or whatever. you simply cannnot win!

Hit me

Not sure if this is made up or real poker talk :smiley:

I feel ya hands on mah body

Fold, but would’ve already. You don’t land the flop you get the fuck outta there.

It’s like listening to jazz when you don’t know the changes, it’s great

The ad just popped up again.

$1/$2 cash game. $200 effective stacks.

ALL IN

BB is being a calling station because they don’t have anything. Trouble is you don’t either. Depends how they’ve been playing their other hands throughout. (Edited because I didn’t read the OP properly - just check and get to the next hand).

HIT ME

:dizzy_face::fist_left:

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DOUBLE DOWN

:fist_right: :confounded:

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TWIST!

:man_dancing:

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You don’t want to end up the broomcorn’s uncle thats for damn sure

@sharpyetblunt i think, but he didnt make it in the Great Migration

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really like playing with my mates coz theyre as crap at it as i am, but im a way better bluffer (i get rowdy and excited and we play for pennies so once the bet is as high as 20p a round theyre all like ooohh too rich for my blood so i take the pot with a pair of 4s or something and theyre all like viney youre such a dick, why did you bet so hard on that)

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a real human being and a real hero

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Yeah @s_y_b

Not convinced it was actually him tho