You are London

#1

You are £6 toast. You are culture on tap. You are the cereal cafe.

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#2

You are furious with one-day travelcard wankers standing on the left of escalators.

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#3

When a man is tired of you, he is tired of life

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#4

You’re full of self-important cunts

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#5

beigels*

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#6

You are in Lewisham. You have my sympathies.

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#7

Difficult to bring this one to bear while posting on DiS tho

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#8

You are Notting Hill Carnival. I.e. you are stumbling around hammered and you reek of piss and stale beer.

#9

You are London… Big Ben… Embankment… Cab drivers…

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#10

Honestly think there’s no advertising worse than bank advertising.

Mobile phone companies run them a close second but, no, definitely banks.

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#11

you are a city I don’t like very much

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#12

Nothing is as good (bad) as perfume adverts imo

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#13

Yeah, those are a special breed. Basically no way to differentiate products, so it’s just celebrities + a distinctive location = PROFIT??

#14

Smellovision can’t be far away, at least

#15

You are tripping over little wheelie suitcases in Liverpool Street station.

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#16

Stay out of Lewisham

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#17

You are paying a lot of rent

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#18

“you’re an icon of the world”

:nauseated_face:

#19

What the fuck does Cup Champions mean?

#20

Wonder if they’ve put one of these at East Croydon but with ‘lol joking, Surrey cunts’ in small print

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