You are London

You are £6 toast. You are culture on tap. You are the cereal cafe.

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You are furious with one-day travelcard wankers standing on the left of escalators.

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When a man is tired of you, he is tired of life

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You’re full of self-important cunts

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beigels*

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You are in Lewisham. You have my sympathies.

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You are London… Big Ben… Embankment… Cab drivers…

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Honestly think there’s no advertising worse than bank advertising.

Mobile phone companies run them a close second but, no, definitely banks.

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Nothing is as good (bad) as perfume adverts imo

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Yeah, those are a special breed. Basically no way to differentiate products, so it’s just celebrities + a distinctive location = PROFIT??

Smellovision can’t be far away, at least

You are tripping over little wheelie suitcases in Liverpool Street station.

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You are paying a lot of rent

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“you’re an icon of the world”

:nauseated_face:

What the fuck does Cup Champions mean?

Wonder if they’ve put one of these at East Croydon but with ‘lol joking, Surrey cunts’ in small print

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You are London. Congratulations, a train will actually appear here at some point.

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You are on your fourth Pret lunch of the week.

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Who the fuck is getting a brick lane bagel and schlepping up to the Spaniards?

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You are London. You are scared of south of the river.

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