You are Rondon

You are a striker who plays for Newcastle United on loan from West Bromwich Albion, and the Venezuela national team

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Solomon Rondon,
Born on a Mon…don…

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You are the number 9. You use all of your neck muscles.

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You don’t get many goals, but you’re a big physical presence and you work hard and fans seem to appreciate that

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You wear very small shin pads and your socks are very low. The mark of a football psychopath

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We are all Rondon on this blessed day

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You think you’ve escaped a life of misery, then you move to the west midlands

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Ftfy

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When will his nightmare end?

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You are confused at the topless men shouting ‘fat cockney bastard’.

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You were born on a Mondon
Christened on Tuesdon
Married on Wednesdon
Took ill on Thursdon
Grew worse on Fridon
Died on Saturdon
Buried on Sundon
That was the end of you, Salomon Rondon

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Fucking superb thread this.

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Mean streets of Tyneside.

Wikipedia says you’ve scored,
163 career goals,
but it is open source.

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Cracking thread. A1.

Rondon
Rondoff

Beautiful thread

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You won the Russian Super Cup. You were born in Caracas, Venezuela. You are 49 years old

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