You are a striker who plays for Newcastle United on loan from West Bromwich Albion, and the Venezuela national team
Born on a Mon…don…
You are the number 9. You use all of your neck muscles.
You don’t get many goals, but you’re a big physical presence and you work hard and fans seem to appreciate that
You wear very small shin pads and your socks are very low. The mark of a football psychopath
We are all Rondon on this blessed day
You think you’ve escaped a life of misery, then you move to the west midlands
When will his nightmare end?
You are confused at the topless men shouting ‘fat cockney bastard’.
You were born on a Mondon
Christened on Tuesdon
Married on Wednesdon
Took ill on Thursdon
Grew worse on Fridon
Died on Saturdon
Buried on Sundon
That was the end of you, Salomon Rondon
Fucking superb thread this.
Mean streets of Tyneside.
Wikipedia says you’ve scored,
163 career goals,
but it is open source.
Cracking thread. A1.