You call that an entree?!

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wiseGEEK

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No darling, I call it a starter.

easy on the chives mate

Why are you always chive talkin’?

two chives grown by warn
entree is all that you can…score

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Fucking hell

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(this makes more sense if you know that I tried to grow chives and only ended up with two. Also, I’ve stolen this shamelessly from ex-disser Judge_B)

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A new entree from Atomic Kitten at number 15

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It’s their cover of bee gees SMASH stayin’ a-chive

on good form today I feel

It’s on a plate, not a tray.

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That’s bang out of hors d’oeuvres