Woah that’s CRAZY - your pet can suddenly talk and understand you! Odd thing is though that after three questions it’s gonna forget how to do those things. Better make them count!
Questions for Tina The Cat
I feel like you’re often staring at things that aren’t there, what’s with that?
What food do you actually like, you utter fussy bitch?
Reckon you can try and adjust your sleep pattern to match ours a bit more closely? You’re very annoying
You start meowing literally the second you finish eating. What’s that all about?
How did you get that leg injury? The vet reckons you got hit by a van but I reckon there’s more to it than that.
Do you still begrudge us for laughing at you when you fell off the sofa because your head was stuck in an empty doughnut bag? Because in our defence it was really funny.
i think it’s got something to do with instinctual sitting water = bad, running water = fresh from bygone days but it’s a bit rich for a beast that never sets foot outside the flat