Woah that’s CRAZY - your pet can suddenly talk and understand you! Odd thing is though that after three questions it’s gonna forget how to do those things. Better make them count!
Questions for Tina The Cat
I feel like you’re often staring at things that aren’t there, what’s with that?
What food do you actually like, you utter fussy bitch?
Reckon you can try and adjust your sleep pattern to match ours a bit more closely? You’re very annoying