You can go home from work now if (December edition)


#1

Every time between now and January 31st, any time you hear the word “Christmas” a little bit of wee comes out.

  • Yes
  • No

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#2

How much wee?


#3

A little bit.


#4

Just a wee bit.


#5

Every time between now and January 31st, any time you see tinsel, you sneeze.

  • Yes
  • No

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#6

I’ll just wear a pantyliner or something, it’ll be fine.

Edit: I’m already at home, so I’m out thanks.


#7

you can’t have any mince pies until next year

  • yes (no pies)
  • no (yes pies)

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#8

Every time between now and January 31st, any time someone wishes you merry Christmas you immediately - but silently - fart.

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters


#9

When you open your Christmas presents, you are only able to react 100% honestly.

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters


#10

Twenty or thirty years ago, when tinsel was everywhere at Christmas, this would have been an issue, but it’s not as common now, so I’d take it.


#11

you have to replace your tonsils with tinsels

  • how would that even work
  • *coughs sparkles*

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#12

How bad are your jobs if you’d be prepared to do any of these things just to miss two or three hours’ work?


#13

I’d consider the farting one to be a bonus, tbh.


#14

I’m not coming back until the new year.


#15

@epimer, does marckee have to come back to work tomorrow?


#16

day off work for every foot of tinsel you can eat

  • no time off
  • day off
  • days off
  • week off
  • i never have to work again

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#17

Yes, unless he only speaks in lines from Christmas carols from now until January 31st.


#18

Thought it meant finishing for christmas


#19

You have to fist Santa (once)

  • Okay
  • No, and that’s really offensive

0 voters