You can go home from work now IF... (extremely topical edition)

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#1

At any point on your way home that would normally involve walking - including getting from wherever you are now to outside of the building - you have to do the Gangnam Style dance instead.

  • Yes
  • WHAT YEAR IS IT (no)

0 voters

#2

What if it was some Fortnite dance instead?

  • I don’t know what those are because I’m more than 14 years old
  • I do know what those are but I don’t have a job because I’m 14 years old

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#3

@anon5266188 has voted no in the first poll because

  • He is ideologically opposed to dancing of all kinds
  • He doesn’t want to go home yet because he enjoys his job
  • He’s sprained his ankle
  • Bad Tone only does the John Travolta dance from Pulp Fiction

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#4

Am I allowed to vote in this?

#5

It’s a free country.

#6

Would you like me to vote in this poll?

#7

I haven’t really thought about it, if I’m honest.

#8

Okay, just let me know once you’ve settled on your stance and I’ll vote or not vote accordingly. Thanks.

#9

It’s quite busy here today, it probably won’t be until Monday at this point.

#10

Would you like Tone to vote in that poll

  • Yes
  • No
  • None of the above

0 voters

#11

That’s fine.

#12

Does either of these answers actually answer the question?

  • Epimer makes some great posts sometimes
  • Gee, I’m glad it’s Friday!

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#13

The walk from my desk to the bike store is pretty secluded. I might bump into Jeremy from business support but I should be okay. Failing that, I’m sure the punters at the Old Ticket Office wouldn’t bat an eyelid if I horse-danced past them.

#14

Ah, but would you not be a bit worried that they’ll recognise you when Fenino inevitably ends up there before the last train?

#15

I’ll just pop into Chill #02 using @sadpunk’s swipe card. It’ll be fine.

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#17

do i have to walk / gangnam dance the whole way like i was originally planning or can i get a taxi now instead?

would seriously cut down my amount of gangnamming and would probably change my answer.

#18

You can get a taxi if you want but you’re going to have to Gangnam into the back of it.

#19

i can handle that

#20

Taxi driver’s probably going to ask you about it.

#21

“aye mate my work said i could go home as long as i dance like a dick for 30s. no brainer, eh”