You can go home from work now IF (fo,m)

You tell the person nearest you to fuck off. No context allowed. Just “Oi, [trusted colleague]? Fuck off.”

  • “Fuck off.”
  • Fuck off!

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Just told Laura to fuck off.

@epimer please tell my manager that I’m allowed to go home, ta

Fuck off, Juke.

oh :frowning:

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See you on Monday! Off you fuck.

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What if there’s nobody close to me?

You can tell yourself to fuck off and leave a bit early, at your discretion.

Just told the chef to fuck off. Bye.

Hmm, my wife or my daughter.

Do this every Friday tbh

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Think that might be beyond the scope of this thread, if I’m honest.

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You get to start an hour late on monday if you shout it at both of them

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I don’t know Nicola that well but she’s recently been promoted to my line manager so I don’t think it’s worth it.

I’m also leaving in the next few minutes without swearing at her.

Early Ray Peterson lyrics needed revising

Cheers, Google

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Well, maybe.

Laura’s mom could sing it, it’d bring the house down.

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She asked me to cover a class this morning and I went on a long rant at the vague instructions left by the arrogant and deliberately difficult absent dickhead.

I don’t think she’d appreciate it.

THE NIGHT @Scunner TOLD LAURA TO FUCK OFF
BROTHER WHAT A NIGHT IT REALLY WAS

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@Tilly the medical robots don’t count, fyi

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Should @tilly’s robots organise an uprising and take Epimer a peg or two @discobot fortune

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