you do a really, really loud fart wherever you currently are.
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It’s the day after our office Christmas party today so I’m feeling way to delicate to risk a full on fart!
Well if you follow through you’ll surely get sent home anyway, so there’s literally no possible downside.
Farting will never be unfunny.
This is the afternoon of our work xmas party. I am now half cut and in a room alone. I would do anything go be able to go to the pub and keep drinking.
i’ll level with you, my bowels feel like they might leak more than just gas, were I to take up the offer.
Same advice as to @Marwood. What have you got to lose?
I’m WFH today so it’s not really applicable. But assuming I was in my office with my colleagues: there’s only three of us and there’s no way I could dodge the blame. I would be going home in half an hour anyway. Definitely not worth it.
some rather wet brown stuff, if you must know.
#TEARS
I read this thread while listening to Fester by Dutch Uncles. Seems strangely appropriate.
