you vote Tory on June 8th.
- Sure, nobody would ever know
- Oh god, I just did a sick in my mouth
- Haha jokeās on you, Iāll be voting Tory anyway because Iām a total prick
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you vote Tory on June 8th.
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Leaving in 40 minutes and doing fuck all until then. No deal.
Safe labour seat, tories in 4th, fuck it
You need to up the stakes on these, i.e. āyou can have a week off ifā¦ā
Well weāve found your price then.
safetyetc
iām already at home
Iāve gone Tory soā¦
14,000 Tory majority, would make no real difference to the vote BUT ugh Tory. I reckon I have a price on this but not sure what that price is. Definitely not 2 hoursā flexi-leave.
Actually Iām going to go no. I donāt want to break my NEVER TORY streak.
Too late, itās locked in. Your āIām devoid of compassionā badge is in the post.
Itās a fair cop.
Did I ever tell the story of my mateās dad? Seems appropriate here. He was a committed, Welsh, Labour man, very smart, well read, enjoyed a political argument, hated Thatcher with a burning passion, you know the type. He passed away last year, and in the notice in the paper, it said that heād requested people wear blue to the funeral. My parents went along, and during a eulogy from a friend, he said: āYou might have wondered why you were asked to wear blue today. You know he was a Labour man, but on his death bed, he told me he wanted to convert to being a Tory, so youāre wearing blue to mark that. When I asked him why he wanted to be a Tory, he said: āBecause no oneās upset about a dead Toryā.ā
Top posthumous bants.
lovely stuff.
in glasgow so would make fuck all difference
still, though