You have to wear a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat all day tomorrow.
- Y
- N,YABU
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You can go home from work now if (topical edition)
Epimer
#2
What if instead it’s a jumper with a little embroidered MAGA where the polo horse would normally go?
- Y
- N
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cutthelights
#3
thought this said “tropical edition” and was looking forward to some pineapple and mango flavoured shenanigans
ma0sm
#4
You fit an entire pineapple up your arse
- Don’t even think that’s physically possible
- The totally tropical taste
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Epimer
#5
Ok.
You can go home from work now if the next pizza you eat has pineapple on it.
- Yesnapple
- Noapple
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Epimer
#8
The only soft drink you can have for the rest of the month is Lilt, or the Levi Roots rip-off Lilt
- Yes
- Shut up
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Epimer
#9
You can go home from work now if you audibly fart on the way out. Somewhere where people will hear it.
- What’s the downside
- No
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ericV
#11
You can have tomorrow off of work but at some point during the day you must watch The Last Jedi
- I suppose so
- No, no, no, no, no
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Epimer
#13
You can go home from work now if you do not say a single word to anyone until you come back into work on Monday. Text-based communication is fine.
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- No
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ericV
#16
- Have the day off tomorrow but you aren’t allowed any coffee
- Go to work and have as much as you like
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Epimer
#17
You can go home from work now if you kiss a Dragon’s Den dragon of your choosing fully on the mouth (no tongues) on the way out.
- Ahm in
- Ahm oot
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