#21

You can go home from work now if you go to a karaoke night with three of your workmates that’s being held at a Harvester on an industrial estate on Friday night. You must sing at least one song.

  • Win win!
  • Are you out of your fucking mind?

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#22

*corned beef

#23

Yes, slightly too much corned beef aftershave.

#24

got tomorrow off anyway, prob pick it up when i go into town

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#25

You have to engage in conversation (minimum ten minutes) with that one colleague who always works extra hours but is a real martyr about it despite only staying late because they’re really rubbish at their job. They’re going to spend at least half of the conversation talking about the lunch break they failed to take today, do everything they can to make you feel like finishing on time is somehow a betrayal of your work ethic and people who leave their desk to take a piss are just lazy slackers, enslaved by their weak wills and bladders.

  • That’s me
  • TL;DR
  • OK
  • I need to do a few extra hours anyway

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