You can go home from work now IF... (Tory implosion edition)

You can’t check anything to do with the politics until Wednesday next week.

For anyone thinking “oooo but everything is political do where do you draw the line”: shut up marckee, you know what I mean.

  • Sure, it’s boring anyway/I could use a break from it/I really need to get out of this peepee-soaked heckhole
  • And miss the point where it devolves into actual cannibalism?! No way!
  • I can’t, I’m Theresa May

0 voters

I’m considering writing a letter of no confidence in this poll.

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Your actual job is easier than Theresa May’s

  • No, ultimately her job is just a load of meetings and travel, isn’t it
  • Yes
  • Yes, but only because she often has to be in the same room as Michael Gove without throwing up

0 voters

48 likes and I’ll leave the boards for twenty minutes

No deal.

On which post?

All of them.

Are double likes a thing, as double thises were on the old site? If so, how do I do them?

Believe.

I was originally going to say no because I can’t be arsed going to Brussels all the time, but David Davies seemed to manage without going there very much so I’m sure it’ll be fine.

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Sorry, I misunderstood. “No dice!” would be one of my post-Brexit policies. Penoid board games banned in Brexit utopia.

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I’m backing your deal

As if any truly penoid board game contains dice.

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No cards!

That’s fine, I’ll play Tzol’kin

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No meeples!

I’m proxy in some tiny wooden cubes.

:grimacing:

Managed well enough to not get fired, didn’t he? That’s exactly where I set the bar for my own professional performance.