You can go home from work now IF... (Tory implosion edition)

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#1

You can’t check anything to do with the politics until Wednesday next week.

For anyone thinking “oooo but everything is political do where do you draw the line”: shut up marckee, you know what I mean.

  • Sure, it’s boring anyway/I could use a break from it/I really need to get out of this peepee-soaked heckhole
  • And miss the point where it devolves into actual cannibalism?! No way!
  • I can’t, I’m Theresa May

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#2

I’m considering writing a letter of no confidence in this poll.

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#3

Your actual job is easier than Theresa May’s

  • No, ultimately her job is just a load of meetings and travel, isn’t it
  • Yes
  • Yes, but only because she often has to be in the same room as Michael Gove without throwing up

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#4

48 likes and I’ll leave the boards for twenty minutes

#5

No deal.

#6

On which post?

#7

All of them.

#8

Are double likes a thing, as double thises were on the old site? If so, how do I do them?

#9

Believe.

#11

I was originally going to say no because I can’t be arsed going to Brussels all the time, but David Davies seemed to manage without going there very much so I’m sure it’ll be fine.

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#12

Sorry, I misunderstood. “No dice!” would be one of my post-Brexit policies. Penoid board games banned in Brexit utopia.

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#13

I’m backing your deal

#14

As if any truly penoid board game contains dice.

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#15

No cards!

#16

That’s fine, I’ll play Tzol’kin

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#17

No meeples!

#18

I’m proxy in some tiny wooden cubes.

#19

:grimacing:

#20

Managed well enough to not get fired, didn’t he? That’s exactly where I set the bar for my own professional performance.