You can’t check anything to do with the politics until Wednesday next week.
For anyone thinking “oooo but everything is political do where do you draw the line”: shut up marckee, you know what I mean.
- Sure, it’s boring anyway/I could use a break from it/I really need to get out of this peepee-soaked heckhole
- And miss the point where it devolves into actual cannibalism?! No way!
- I can’t, I’m Theresa May