You can go home from work now IF

You milk a cow in the middle of the office, with your bare hands, then aren’t allowed to wash your hands until you get home.

  • Sure
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  • mate

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it’s quarter to four and i quite like my job anyway

Can you wave them about a bit?

You can wipe them on your clatty jeans for all I care.

Done, done and done.

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What if the cow had a bit of a cough?

Thinly veiled “can tell the time” post

would make for an interesting commoote

i’d be willing to give it a go whether i got to go home or not

Teaching after work anyway, so no need. Would make for awful lessons too.

Give a big PAT!!!

Reckon he’d be well up for this.

How about now?

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  • mate.

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