You can go home from work now IF

You get to the building exit by doing front rolls only. Except for stairs and escalators.

  • Easy peasy
  • No way José
  • Do some work ffs

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I’m the only person on my floor today, so as long as I can use the lift. Yes.

You can use the lift but have to continuously do forward rolls while inside it.

Just had a big coffee and don’t really want it sloshing all around inside me ( :smirk: ) can we wait half an hour?

Nope, it’s now or never.

Then you have sentenced me to death

About 35 I reckon, and the stairs would really hurt.

Yeah just saw this. Still, I reckon if I’ve already done 20 forward rolls across a hard floor I’ll still resent the stairs when they arrive.

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How do I open the doors?

Brute force.

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This is where I’m gonna have trouble, the ID badge operated fire doors and turnstiles will be tough and no idea how I’ll get enough momentum to work the revolving door to exit the building.

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If I do a roll just right to smash the fire alarm and set it off then the turnstiles and doors will unlock, so just the spinny door left to deal with. Worried about getting trapped upside down tbh

this is how I leave the building normally anyway

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not in this dress, I don’t.

Could definitely do forward rolls down a stairs.

8 or 9 I reckon.

Would be difficult and painful as I’m carrying several injuries this morning, but utlimately worth it.

sounds like robust love making

Still massively feel my hip surgery the day after anything hugely active, so that, plus a huge stinging weeping gash on my knee that has made a grim patch on my jeans through a thick dressing that I only changed this morning, a massive bruise on my shoulder/collarbone from being elbowed in it, a foot mark on my inner thigh and a bruised foot from being stamped on.

that was last weekend.

hahaha thanks. As much as it’s sore, I got it playing football so it’s my own doing and just unfortunate. (apart from the hip stuff which really does suck)

Like I said if it meant I could go home without consequence I’d be rolling painfully out of that door no qs asked

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keep going

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