You can go home from work now IF


#1

You hold a milk chocolate digestive between your bum cheeks from wherever you do your work until you leave the building. The milk chocolate digestive will be provided.

  • Easy peasy bumcheek squeezy
  • Difficult difficult lemon no

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#2

Can I go to the loo to insert it? And then can I put my dress back on?


#3

You may do both of these things.


#4

Do I have to eat it?


#5

You ever worry about some of the things that pop into your head sometimes?

Yeah, me neither.


#6

It’s not required, but I’m not the boss of you.


#7

I would be concerned about it just… falling out but I’ll have a go.


#8

That’s simply a risk that you’ll have to take if you want to get out of work early. There’s no such thing as a free milk chocolate digestive biscuit, as the saying goes.


#9

so what’s the downside?


#10

dont think ive read one of these where the answer has been ‘i wouldnt do that’


#11

It isn’t the far superior dark chocolate digestive biscuit.


#12

What if the biscuit disintegrates en route through no fault of your own?


#13

It’s a hot day, it’s probably going to go all melty. Then you’ve got that to deal with all the way home.


#14

ill make sure my cheeks are cool


#15

Can I crumble it and put the bits up my arse?


#16

Then you squeezed too hard and are going to have to work out the rest of the day with crumbs in your anus.


#17

Whatever you do when you’re off the premises is none of my concern.


#18

What if you get hit by a bus on the way home and they find the milk chocolate digestive there. People will think that was your thing. That’d be your legacy.


#19

They’d think there’s something wrong with your digestive system

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#20

I’d prefer a hob nob up the arse