You can go home from work now IF

You hold a milk chocolate digestive between your bum cheeks from wherever you do your work until you leave the building. The milk chocolate digestive will be provided.

  • Easy peasy bumcheek squeezy
  • Difficult difficult lemon no

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Can I go to the loo to insert it? And then can I put my dress back on?

You may do both of these things.

Do I have to eat it?

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You ever worry about some of the things that pop into your head sometimes?

Yeah, me neither.

It’s not required, but I’m not the boss of you.

I would be concerned about it just… falling out but I’ll have a go.

That’s simply a risk that you’ll have to take if you want to get out of work early. There’s no such thing as a free milk chocolate digestive biscuit, as the saying goes.

so what’s the downside?

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dont think ive read one of these where the answer has been ‘i wouldnt do that’

It isn’t the far superior dark chocolate digestive biscuit.

What if the biscuit disintegrates en route through no fault of your own?

It’s a hot day, it’s probably going to go all melty. Then you’ve got that to deal with all the way home.

ill make sure my cheeks are cool

Can I crumble it and put the bits up my arse?

Then you squeezed too hard and are going to have to work out the rest of the day with crumbs in your anus.

Whatever you do when you’re off the premises is none of my concern.

What if you get hit by a bus on the way home and they find the milk chocolate digestive there. People will think that was your thing. That’d be your legacy.

They’d think there’s something wrong with your digestive system

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I’d prefer a hob nob up the arse