You can go home from work now IF


#1

In exchange, if you are still with the same employer in a year’s time, you will need to go away on a team building weekend. The team building will, of course, be preceded by an icebreaker where you have to tell the group something interesting about yourself.

  • Yes, that’s future me’s problem
  • Absolutely not

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#2

There will be two (2) free drinks supplied at the provincial town O’Neill’s on the Saturday night, if that sweetens the deal at all.


#3

(house wines only)


#4

gamechanger


#5

There’s a special treat lined up for Saturday afternoon, by the way. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but you won’t want to ESCAPE from the ROOM after learning what it is!


#6

Sorry, the Stella’s off. Is Doom Bar ok?


#7

not a bloomin’ chance


#8

Ok, on the assumption that the country isn’t a Mad Max-style wasteland by then.


#9

better get going.


#10

But your (twin) room mate has got the key.


#11

are you trying to rope me into one of your sick rpg games here, eps?


#12

Surprising number of people pretending they don’t loathe their colleagues ITT.


#13

rolls d20

No.


#14

Just really like lukewarm doombar tbh


#15

The thinking man’s Fosters, isn’t it.


#16

Oh I do! I’m just a short term thinker. Future me will find a way out of it.


#17

I have very little faith in future me. The lazy prick.


#18

Either way, if I’m still there something has gone wrong!


#19

Icebreaker, no problem.

If an escape room was involved I would quit instantly.


#20

Hard to see how you’d get out of that one!!!