You have to go camping with your boss, your favourite colleague, and your least favourite colleague next weekend. It’ll be two people to a tent, but it hasn’t been decided on who’s sharing with who.
- I’m pitching a tent in anticipation, if you know what I mean
- Absolutely not
Camping’s fucking rubbish, isn’t it.
- Oooh I’m Bear Grylls I like to take a shit under the stars and then cook and eat that shit on an open fire oooh
Sorry, I don’t have any more camping chat, someone else is going to have to do the heavy lifting on this one.
You can try and negotiate a 1/3 split but I don’t think they’ll go for it.
I’m sure between us we can work out an agreeable sleeping arrangement
Good luck for your camping trip, we’re all rooting for you.
I’d do it if I got the Monday after the camping off as well.
i’m probably going camping again at the weekend anyway
doubt i’ll invite the boss though
You can’t have one and a half days off, ffs.
Boss is hugely preferable to least favourite colleague though.
Guess it might depend on something else than just my experience.
if my boss is my least favourite colleague, would it just be the two of us?
not at work today but I’d go in for the rest of the day to avoid this
Fucking hell, learn your OP!
Would you like to appeal this decision?
What happened to your favourite colleague eh? The only way your favourite, least favourite and boss could be one person is if there were only two employees or you had a split personality.
I don’t want to exclude SMEs.
What about meths?