Epimer
26 September 2018 12:05
#1
You have to go camping with your boss, your favourite colleague, and your least favourite colleague next weekend. It’ll be two people to a tent, but it hasn’t been decided on who’s sharing with who.
I’m pitching a tent in anticipation, if you know what I mean
Absolutely not
Epimer
26 September 2018 12:06
#2
Camping’s fucking rubbish, isn’t it.
Correct
Oooh I’m Bear Grylls I like to take a shit under the stars and then cook and eat that shit on an open fire oooh
Epimer
26 September 2018 12:10
#3
Sorry, I don’t have any more camping chat, someone else is going to have to do the heavy lifting on this one.
Epimer
26 September 2018 12:12
#5
You can try and negotiate a 1/3 split but I don’t think they’ll go for it.
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I’m sure between us we can work out an agreeable sleeping arrangement
Epimer
26 September 2018 12:13
#8
Good luck for your camping trip, we’re all rooting for you.
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I’d do it if I got the Monday after the camping off as well.
japes
26 September 2018 12:13
#10
i’m probably going camping again at the weekend anyway
doubt i’ll invite the boss though
Epimer
26 September 2018 12:14
#11
You can’t have one and a half days off, ffs.
Bloody part-timers.
Boss is hugely preferable to least favourite colleague though.
Guess it might depend on something else than just my experience.
japes
26 September 2018 12:16
#13
if my boss is my least favourite colleague, would it just be the two of us?
not at work today but I’d go in for the rest of the day to avoid this
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Fucking hell, learn your OP!
Epimer
26 September 2018 12:25
#17
Would you like to appeal this decision?
What happened to your favourite colleague eh? The only way your favourite, least favourite and boss could be one person is if there were only two employees or you had a split personality.
Epimer
26 September 2018 12:28
#19
I don’t want to exclude SMEs.
What about meths?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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