You can go home from work now IF

#1

You have to go camping with your boss, your favourite colleague, and your least favourite colleague next weekend. It’ll be two people to a tent, but it hasn’t been decided on who’s sharing with who.

  • I’m pitching a tent in anticipation, if you know what I mean
  • Absolutely not

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#2

Camping’s fucking rubbish, isn’t it.

  • Correct
  • Oooh I’m Bear Grylls I like to take a shit under the stars and then cook and eat that shit on an open fire oooh

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#3

Sorry, I don’t have any more camping chat, someone else is going to have to do the heavy lifting on this one.

#4

no chance

#5

You can try and negotiate a 1/3 split but I don’t think they’ll go for it.

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#6

I’m sure between us we can work out an agreeable sleeping arrangement

#7

I’m already at home

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#8

Good luck for your camping trip, we’re all rooting for you.

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#9

I’d do it if I got the Monday after the camping off as well.

#10

i’m probably going camping again at the weekend anyway

doubt i’ll invite the boss though

#11

You can’t have one and a half days off, ffs.

Bloody part-timers.

#12

Boss is hugely preferable to least favourite colleague though.

Guess it might depend on something else than just my experience.

#13

if my boss is my least favourite colleague, would it just be the two of us?

#14

Yes.

#15

not at work today but I’d go in for the rest of the day to avoid this

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#16

Fucking hell, learn your OP!

#17

Would you like to appeal this decision?

#18

What happened to your favourite colleague eh? The only way your favourite, least favourite and boss could be one person is if there were only two employees or you had a split personality.

#19

I don’t want to exclude SMEs.

#20

What about meths?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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