#4

no chance

#5

You can try and negotiate a 1/3 split but I don’t think they’ll go for it.

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#6

I’m sure between us we can work out an agreeable sleeping arrangement

#7

I’m already at home

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#8

Good luck for your camping trip, we’re all rooting for you.

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#9

I’d do it if I got the Monday after the camping off as well.

#10

i’m probably going camping again at the weekend anyway

doubt i’ll invite the boss though

#11

You can’t have one and a half days off, ffs.

Bloody part-timers.

#12

Boss is hugely preferable to least favourite colleague though.

Guess it might depend on something else than just my experience.

#13

if my boss is my least favourite colleague, would it just be the two of us?

#14

Yes.

#15

not at work today but I’d go in for the rest of the day to avoid this

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#16

Fucking hell, learn your OP!

#17

Would you like to appeal this decision?

#18

What happened to your favourite colleague eh? The only way your favourite, least favourite and boss could be one person is if there were only two employees or you had a split personality.

#19

I don’t want to exclude SMEs.

#20

What about meths?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#21

Wait is it just going home now and having half a day off for a weekend of awkward camping. Absolutely not doing that.

#22

Your boss is going to be round in a minute to ask why you don’t want to go camping with him and the team. Would have been a really valuable opportunity for some team-building. Might have helped with those mutterings that you’re only out for yourself, and how that’s not a great fit with the company values.

Shame.

#24

Before you leave, you have to wear an experimental science helmet which will project your most embarrassing memory on to a screen in front of all your colleagues. The technology is in development so there is only a 1/4 chance it will work.

  • Tap my brain (yes)
  • Too much pain (no)

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