You can go home from work now IF

You go from wherever you are now to the exit by scooting along the floor on your bum, like a dog.

  • Yes
  • No

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I think the stairs would be an issue for me.

It’s about 100m to the door. I’m doing it!

Hope you’ve got a resilient gusset.

I’m already at home. Win-win situation this.

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That’s the secret of my success

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Would your answer change if you had to do a bum scoot lap of the office before leaving?

  • Yes
  • No

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I’ve already lapped the living room thrice.

Is this thread the most you’ve thought about bum scooting in the last week?

  • Yes
  • No

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That’s the secret of my success

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Anyone else now chanting “bum scooter” in their head in the “stealth BOMB-er” rhythm?

  • No
  • Ffs

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I said no because I only became aware of Gary Lineker pooing himself this week and it’s played on my mind a lot.

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The bit where he mouths “I’ve shat myself” absolutely slays me, every time.

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Lineker didn’t poo himself this week. It was in the first England game of Italia 90.

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Well tbf this might not be true.

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He probably has pooed this week though.

Might be a bit backed up after the weekend. Depends how much of his diet is free Walkers crisps, I suppose.

do i have to do it with my pants off trying to get skid marks onto the carpet

No, but if you do you won’t have to come in for the rest of the week. Or ever again.