You can go home from work now IF

You go from wherever you are now to the exit by scooting along the floor on your bum, like a dog.

  • Yes
  • No

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I think the stairs would be an issue for me.

It’s about 100m to the door. I’m doing it!

Hope you’ve got a resilient gusset.

I’m already at home. Win-win situation this.

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That’s the secret of my success

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Would your answer change if you had to do a bum scoot lap of the office before leaving?

  • Yes
  • No

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I’ve already lapped the living room thrice.

Is this thread the most you’ve thought about bum scooting in the last week?

  • Yes
  • No

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That’s the secret of my success

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Anyone else now chanting “bum scooter” in their head in the “stealth BOMB-er” rhythm?

  • No
  • Ffs

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I said no because I only became aware of Gary Lineker pooing himself this week and it’s played on my mind a lot.

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The bit where he mouths “I’ve shat myself” absolutely slays me, every time.

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sorry, what?

Lineker didn’t poo himself this week. It was in the first England game of Italia 90.

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Well tbf this might not be true.

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just watched the clip. hadn’t seen that before. thank you both for bringing it to my attention (@ma0sm)

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weekly updates please, eps :+1:

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He probably has pooed this week though.