#1

You go from wherever you are now to the exit by scooting along the floor on your bum, like a dog.

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#2

I think the stairs would be an issue for me.

#3

It’s about 100m to the door. I’m doing it!

#4

Hope you’ve got a resilient gusset.

#5

I’m already at home. Win-win situation this.

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#6

That’s the secret of my success

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#7

Would your answer change if you had to do a bum scoot lap of the office before leaving?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#8

I’ve already lapped the living room thrice.

#9
#10

Is this thread the most you’ve thought about bum scooting in the last week?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#11

That’s the secret of my success

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#12

Anyone else now chanting “bum scooter” in their head in the “stealth BOMB-er” rhythm?

  • No
  • Ffs

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#13

I said no because I only became aware of Gary Lineker pooing himself this week and it’s played on my mind a lot.

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#14

The bit where he mouths “I’ve shat myself” absolutely slays me, every time.

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#16

Lineker didn’t poo himself this week. It was in the first England game of Italia 90.

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#17

Well tbf this might not be true.

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#20

He probably has pooed this week though.

#21

Might be a bit backed up after the weekend. Depends how much of his diet is free Walkers crisps, I suppose.

#22

do i have to do it with my pants off trying to get skid marks onto the carpet

#23

No, but if you do you won’t have to come in for the rest of the week. Or ever again.