You can go home from work now IF


#1

You go to your boss and tell them the REAL reason for each time you were late in the last, I dunno, three months or so.

To anybody saying they’re never late to work: there’s no need to lie to impress anyone here.

  • Yes
  • No

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#2

My start time is 8.30. I don’t think I have been in after 7.35 once in the last couple of years.

Would you like a lock of my hair as a keepsake.


#3

I’ve already told them…


#4

What about that morning you were in late because you had to do an unexpectedly big poo?


#5

Absolutely not. I’m late almost every day and drawing attention to that with a 3 month long list, while might not get me in any particular trouble, would not be worth it


#6

“Hit snooze too many times.”

Easy