You can go home from work now IF

You go to your boss and tell them the REAL reason for each time you were late in the last, I dunno, three months or so.

To anybody saying they’re never late to work: there’s no need to lie to impress anyone here.

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My start time is 8.30. I don’t think I have been in after 7.35 once in the last couple of years.

Would you like a lock of my hair as a keepsake.

I’ve already told them…

What about that morning you were in late because you had to do an unexpectedly big poo?

Absolutely not. I’m late almost every day and drawing attention to that with a 3 month long list, while might not get me in any particular trouble, would not be worth it

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“Hit snooze too many times.”

Easy