You’re not allowed to scratch any part of you for the rest of the day. If you scratch anything you’ll be immediately teleported back to your desk. Yes, even that itch that’s been developing while you’ve been reading this.
The use of a scratching post etc is forbidden.
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But if I do scratch something, I end up back at my desk instantly, so back where I am right now?
Who would say no to this?
These fools
You have an early night and scratch your arse in your sleep. BAM! Back at your desk.
That’d still mean that I’d spent more time at home than usual though…
And you’d have to travel home twice in one day.
I wud use this as a way of committing a crime, scratch and I disappear!
Which crime?
playing by the rules wud I have to commit the crime at home?
I’m not the boss of you.
There’s no point… I’ll be teleported back before I reach the office door 
