You can go home from work now IF

On the way home, at some point you’re going to trip up and your hand is going to land in some dog poo. You will be otherwise unharmed and you won’t even scuff your clothes, it’s just the dog poo thing.

  • Yes
  • No
  • What’s the downside etc

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I’ve voted yes but it is 9:30am here so it’s worth a bit more

Also you could maybe convince yourself it’s capybara poo and that doesn’t seem as bad.

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think this is the first one i have said no to

I’ll have to experiment with more dog poo-centric polls going forward.

Alright, it’s not dog poo, it’s a very muddy puddle.

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends

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Classic Bing.

I saw probably 5 or 6 of them on my run this morning, new record

Must have eaten something that disagreed with them.

Still a muddy puddle, but someone you know sees you fall.

  • Yes
  • No
  • Oh no

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You get a MONTH off work as a result of the fall, but the the fall gets made into a gif that goes viral.

  • No thank you, I’ll keep my dignity
  • I always wanted to become famous

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I’d quite like someone to see me fall in a puddle.

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It’s someone you fancy.

That’s even better

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once i fell down a muddy hole in front of someone and it just made them fancy me more

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Fine with being covered in shit but i draw the line at gifs

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What if it’s a static image in which it’s not 100% clear that it’s your face?

Pass

muddy hole sounds like one of those horrible euphemism ( I know u weren’t using it like that)