You kick the nearest bin as hard as you can. Two step run-up at an absolute minimum. You will of course have to explain this behaviour to anyone who witnesses it.
- Fantastic, I’ve been looking for an excuse to kick a bin for ages anyway
- No, I’m not sure I could explain this behaviour
It says terrible things about my workplace temperament that I don’t think anyone would be particularly surprised if I punted a bin.
Erm, since getting onto medication, yeah… Also one of the filing cabinets in our archive room has a massive dent in it that everyone blamed the builders for - it wasn’t them at all; it was me in a bit of a mood.
Would probably just look like to were trying to break your foot to get to go home though.
Our bins are in cupboards. Can I just kick the cupboard or do I need to take the bin out and then kick it?
Or you can go into the cupboard I suppose.
Fuck that noise, the element of premeditation would make me look like a right prong.
Enjoy your Tuesday in work.
Ok just done it. I’ll DM you my boss’s contact details if you could just explain to him where I’ve gone.
Binkicker would be a bad nickname to carry with you.
Could do a wee on the floor on the way out to avoid that.
We weren’t allowed buckets of sand in the labs because the firefighters said it would encourage smoking.