You can go home from work now IF... ๐ŸŒž

You need to go straight home and canโ€™t go back outside all day to enjoy the weather. No dallying.

  • No way
  • Sorry, whatโ€™s the downside supposed to be?

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Can I go to the shop

You may briefly go to the shop on the way home, but if you try to game the system by taking a scenic route or walking slowly then your bollocks will drop off.

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No problem, Iโ€™m outta here suckers!

not even that nice today

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Thatโ€™s no way to speak to your bollocks.

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Ha ha! my โ€˜straight homeโ€™ is cycling 20 miles in the lovely outside.

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Iโ€™ll thank you not to make presumptions about my relationship with my bollocks

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It is though. In Cambridgeshire at least. Sun, bit of snake, perfect!

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If you donโ€™t do it in 32 minutes or less your bollocks will drop off.

Canโ€™t believe the numbers on this so far, I thought you normies were supposed to love this โ€œoutsideโ€ and โ€œweatherโ€ stuff.

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the weatherโ€™s shite and I have a cold

Lovely description of your child there Rebecca.

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Outside is one of those things thatโ€™s much better in theory than in practice. All my stuff is indoors.

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Preaching to the choir here, horseman.

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THATโ€™S NOT A GUINEA PIG THATโ€™S MY SON

Iโ€™m leaving the office in 20 minutes so Iโ€™m gonna stick it out

I love a sunny day outside normally but sometimes I resent the obligation of it all

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