Ha ha! my ‘straight home’ is cycling 20 miles in the lovely outside.

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I’ll thank you not to make presumptions about my relationship with my bollocks

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It is though. In Cambridgeshire at least. Sun, bit of snake, perfect!

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If you don’t do it in 32 minutes or less your bollocks will drop off.

Can’t believe the numbers on this so far, I thought you normies were supposed to love this “outside” and “weather” stuff.

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the weather’s shite and I have a cold

Lovely description of your child there Rebecca.

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Outside is one of those things that’s much better in theory than in practice. All my stuff is indoors.

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Preaching to the choir here, horseman.

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THAT’S NOT A GUINEA PIG THAT’S MY SON

I’m leaving the office in 20 minutes so I’m gonna stick it out

I love a sunny day outside normally but sometimes I resent the obligation of it all

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I do enjoy a nice day while I’m out and invariably think, “this is lovely, I should do this more often!” But then as soon as I get home I think, “thank fuck for that.”

i already am home. i just went out for like ten minutes and it was nice and all but that was plenty.

thank you.

Your bollocks are going to drop off anyway.

Unlucky.

i think i sweated them off about a week ago

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don’t want kids anyway, like large rats they are

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It’s fine, the python will take care of them.

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