You can go home from work now IF... 🌞

[thewarn]

[cutthelights]

the weather’s shite and I have a cold

[Epimer]

Lovely description of your child there Rebecca.

[colossalhorse]

Outside is one of those things that’s much better in theory than in practice. All my stuff is indoors.

[Epimer]

Preaching to the choir here, horseman.

[Scott_Chegg]

THAT’S NOT A GUINEA PIG THAT’S MY SON

[AQOS]

I’m leaving the office in 20 minutes so I’m gonna stick it out

[Icarus-Smicarus]

I love a sunny day outside normally but sometimes I resent the obligation of it all

[Epimer]

[colossalhorse]

I do enjoy a nice day while I’m out and invariably think, “this is lovely, I should do this more often!” But then as soon as I get home I think, “thank fuck for that.”

[ericVI]

i already am home. i just went out for like ten minutes and it was nice and all but that was plenty.

thank you.

[Epimer]

Your bollocks are going to drop off anyway.

Unlucky.

[ericVI]

i think i sweated them off about a week ago

[ericVI]

don’t want kids anyway, like large rats they are

[Epimer]

It’s fine, the python will take care of them.

[Kallgeese]

Can I buy a massive bag of cans on the way home?

[japes]

like large rats they are

maybe get a doctor to have a look

[Epimer]

You can go home from work now IF...

You may briefly go to the shop on the way home, but if you try to game the system by taking a scenic route or walking slowly then your bollocks will drop off.

[plasticniki]

can i go in my garden

[Epimer]

Absolutely not, no.