#1

You need to go straight home and can’t go back outside all day to enjoy the weather. No dallying.

  • No way
  • Sorry, what’s the downside supposed to be?

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#2

Can I go to the shop

#3

You may briefly go to the shop on the way home, but if you try to game the system by taking a scenic route or walking slowly then your bollocks will drop off.

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#4

No problem, I’m outta here suckers!

#5

not even that nice today

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#6

That’s no way to speak to your bollocks.

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#7

Ha ha! my ‘straight home’ is cycling 20 miles in the lovely outside.

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#8

I’ll thank you not to make presumptions about my relationship with my bollocks

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#9

It is though. In Cambridgeshire at least. Sun, bit of snake, perfect!

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#10

If you don’t do it in 32 minutes or less your bollocks will drop off.

#11

Can’t believe the numbers on this so far, I thought you normies were supposed to love this “outside” and “weather” stuff.

#12
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#13

the weather’s shite and I have a cold

#14

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Lovely description of your child there Rebecca.

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#15

Outside is one of those things that’s much better in theory than in practice. All my stuff is indoors.

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#16

Preaching to the choir here, horseman.

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#17

THAT’S NOT A GUINEA PIG THAT’S MY SON

#18

I’m leaving the office in 20 minutes so I’m gonna stick it out

#19

I love a sunny day outside normally but sometimes I resent the obligation of it all

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#20

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