#16

Preaching to the choir here, horseman.

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#17

THAT’S NOT A GUINEA PIG THAT’S MY SON

#18

I’m leaving the office in 20 minutes so I’m gonna stick it out

#19

I love a sunny day outside normally but sometimes I resent the obligation of it all

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#20

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#21

I do enjoy a nice day while I’m out and invariably think, β€œthis is lovely, I should do this more often!” But then as soon as I get home I think, β€œthank fuck for that.”

#22

i already am home. i just went out for like ten minutes and it was nice and all but that was plenty.

thank you.

#23

Your bollocks are going to drop off anyway.

Unlucky.

#24

i think i sweated them off about a week ago

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#25

don’t want kids anyway, like large rats they are

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#26

It’s fine, the python will take care of them.

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#27

Can I buy a massive bag of cans on the way home?

#28

maybe get a doctor to have a look

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#29
#30

can i go in my garden

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#31

Absolutely not, no.

#32

Alternatively: alright Balonz

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#33

okay, thanks

i’d still go home

#34

You can go home from work now if…you’re on induction like me. Got kicked out at 3pm. Having a coffee in Camden and enjoying nicking 2.5 hours from my new employers and also the weather.

#35

I’m stuck at work till 8 tonight so hell yeah, much rather spend those two hours in my room