I do enjoy a nice day while I’m out and invariably think, “this is lovely, I should do this more often!” But then as soon as I get home I think, “thank fuck for that.”
i already am home. i just went out for like ten minutes and it was nice and all but that was plenty.
thank you.
Your bollocks are going to drop off anyway.
Unlucky.
i think i sweated them off about a week ago
don’t want kids anyway, like large rats they are
It’s fine, the python will take care of them.
Can I buy a massive bag of cans on the way home?
maybe get a doctor to have a look
can i go in my garden
Absolutely not, no.
Alternatively: alright Balonz
okay, thanks
i’d still go home
You can go home from work now if…you’re on induction like me. Got kicked out at 3pm. Having a coffee in Camden and enjoying nicking 2.5 hours from my new employers and also the weather.
I’m stuck at work till 8 tonight so hell yeah, much rather spend those two hours in my room