You can go home from work now if πŸ‘–πŸ‘—

For the rest of the year, including the rest of today, you have to wear full length trousers, or tights, or stockings, or a onesie, or… you can’t wear anything that leaves your legs bare like shorts or skirts, basically. You know what I’m getting at.

  • Fine
  • Not fine, my knees are currently sweating and it’s unbearable

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I do this anyway!

See you suckers next week.

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Even in bed?

ESPECIALLY in bed

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Shower?

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Times at which you would normally be nude are exempted.

Im always nude

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Just to work? Or

Alright Eknuf Saibot

Nope. Casual attire too.

I’m a long trousers only kind of guy. Don’t even own any shorts. Another easy win for the horseman. SEE YOU SUCKERS LATER.

We were having a conversation in work earlier about men’s shorts.

Men: how many pairs of shorts do you own? (excluding shorts that you’d only ever wear for football, cycling etc)

  • None
  • One
  • Two
  • 3-5
  • 6-10
  • 10+

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Of these pairs of shorts, how old is the oldest pair you still wear?

  • less than 12 months
  • 12-24 months
  • 2-4 years
  • 5-9 years
  • 10 years+

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If you go swimming you’ll have to do it in a wetsuit.

Fuck this.

I’ve been bare-legged now for about 6 weeks.

Absolutely fuck this.

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5 - but 6 if you count 3/4 lengths

That’s 5ΒΎ

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Shorts count as 1 but theyre shorter?

Look, I don’t make the rules.

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Enjoy having cool knees in the office for the rest of the day in Reading.

(this is a library joke)