The next time you travel by plane, you will be overcome by an uncontrollable, overpowering, irresistible urge to clap when the plane lands. You won’t be able to stop it happening.
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What makes you think I don’t already do this anyway? 
A modicum of respect for you as a person.
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What about if instead I clap after the next two films I see at the cinema?
Only if by “cinema” you mean “in flight entertainment system”.
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As if I ever use airlines fancy enough for those
Clicked yes before I even read it. Would have agreed to far worse.
weird producer GO AWAY
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What if you’ll permanently become a plane clapper, a cinema clapper, AND vocal fan of the comedy stylings of Miranda Hart?
Give me the week off and youve got a deal
would happily start clapping at the end of every successful plane, bus or train journey if it meant i could go home now
No dice.
Well that was your mistake, not mine
Two days?
haven’t been on a plane in 4yrs, will probably be at least that before I next go on one. I’ll take the clapping pls
You’re wasting valuable day off time with these negotiations.
what’s the downside? the weird dude sitting next to you who you’ll never see again thinks you’re a wank?
yeah i’ll take that
And you’ll know you’ve been a wank… you’ll have to live with that.
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Yeah but what’s the additional downside for japes
Plus most people will be sat next to someone they know/love on their next flight. Could be a relationship ender.
suckers!
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