#5

I’m not in work today but I’m still up for this.

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#6

I doubt they’d even complain - unless I didn’t also include a Welsh translation.

#7

What is the Welsh for “cheetah” anyway? I’ve always wanted to know.

#8

It’s not very local government to be honest. Though it could be quite fun to see how long it took someone to confront me on it.

#9

Just tell them they’re being no fun.

#10

Popty-cheet

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#11

Dwi’n cheetah cerdded ar y stryd gyda chalon yn llawn o napalm

Just Cheetah apparently. Disappointing.

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#12

how about this

I was off work sick yesterday, had to go to the doctors this morning to get a backdated sicknote, because of some weird law in CZ they had to sign me off today too, so I’m going home to bed.

Fucking LOVE IT

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#13

Joke’s on you, I’m already at home as a result of my no-coffee-agreement, suckas

#14

Your pretty face is going to hell

#15

So you aren’t gonna gimme danger, ya little stranger?

#16

That would contravene workplace health and safety regulations so no.

#17

Well you’re just No Fun

#18

have you ever seen an email signature that didn’t make the sender look like a bell end

  • no
  • yes, once

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#19

Our corporate one is fine, except it’s got all the social media links in it. Who the fuck wants to follow a chemical sustainable technology company’s Instagram account ffs.

#20

Hey. HEY.

#21

Sorry, I’m just being a passenger … on your joke

(This is Bad and I feel Bad)

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#22

Nah, it’s me who’s The Idiot

#23

Send about 4 emails a week. Yeah, I’ll do it.

#24

Well then we’re both just dum dum boys

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