#8

It’s not very local government to be honest. Though it could be quite fun to see how long it took someone to confront me on it.

#9

Just tell them they’re being no fun.

#10

Popty-cheet

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#11

Dwi’n cheetah cerdded ar y stryd gyda chalon yn llawn o napalm

Just Cheetah apparently. Disappointing.

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#12

how about this

I was off work sick yesterday, had to go to the doctors this morning to get a backdated sicknote, because of some weird law in CZ they had to sign me off today too, so I’m going home to bed.

Fucking LOVE IT

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#13

Joke’s on you, I’m already at home as a result of my no-coffee-agreement, suckas

#14

Your pretty face is going to hell

#15

So you aren’t gonna gimme danger, ya little stranger?

#16

That would contravene workplace health and safety regulations so no.

#17

Well you’re just No Fun

#18

have you ever seen an email signature that didn’t make the sender look like a bell end

  • no
  • yes, once

0 voters

#19

Our corporate one is fine, except it’s got all the social media links in it. Who the fuck wants to follow a chemical sustainable technology company’s Instagram account ffs.

#20

Hey. HEY.

#21

Sorry, I’m just being a passenger … on your joke

(This is Bad and I feel Bad)

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#22

Nah, it’s me who’s The Idiot

#23

Send about 4 emails a week. Yeah, I’ll do it.

#24

Well then we’re both just dum dum boys

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#25

How many of them are about books

#26

Barely any.

Last emails I sent were about: stats, the taxonomy, a meeting, non-work stuff.

#27

I never normally read these, but when you actually look at them there just insane aren’t they.

This is the footer on the most recent email I got from the council:

[Redacted] Council is committed to serving the whole borough fairly, delivering excellent services and building strong communities. Opinions expressed in this email are those of the individual and not necessarily those of the London Borough of [Redacted]. This email and any attachments or files transmitted with it are strictly confidential and intended solely for the named addressee. It may contain privileged and confidential information and if you are not the intended recipient and receive it in error you must not copy, distribute or use the communication in any other way. All traffic handled by the Government Connect Secure Extranet may be subject to recording/and or monitoring in accordance with relevant legislation.

This email has been scanned for viruses but we cannot guarantee that it will be free of viruses or malware. The recipient should perform their own virus checks.

Disclaimer

The information contained in this communication from the sender is confidential. It is intended solely for use by the recipient and others authorized to receive it. If you are not the recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution or taking action in relation of the contents of this information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful.

This email has been scanned for viruses and malware, and may have been automatically archived by Mimecast Ltd , an innovator in Software as a Service (SaaS) for business. Providing a safer and more useful place for your human generated data. Specializing in; Security, archiving and compliance. To find out more Click Here.

What a load of absolute balls.

  • Great news that the council is committed to serving the Borough fairly but it would be weird if they weren’t
  • If it’s really strictly confidential you shouldn’t be sending it via email
  • “If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy distribute or use the communication in any way” - good luck with that
  • They may be spying on me
  • They’ve covered their arses re: viruses but it might still have some - tough shit
  • In case you didn’t read it first time here it is again
  • Praise for the virus scanner company, which is ‘an innovator’ and provides ‘a more useful place for your human-generated data’ - WTAF? But it might not work so check it yourself.