#1

In your work email signature (sorry for those not on work emailbook), you have to put “I’m a street walkin’ cheetah with a heart full of napalm” until further notice - presumably your boss noticing. None of this white font on white background shite either, at most you can match it to the existing font.

  • Look I’m sorry but wild animals aren’t a part of the brand identity that our amazing marketing team spent months putting together, and I’m simply not going to make a mockery of all of Jimothy and Bethania’s hard work
  • squealing guitar lick

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#2

Really like the idea of Iggy Pop reading this one and going “fucking FINALLY. Right lads I’m off, get Lamacq in to cover or something, not my problem. Tatty bye.”

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#3

Not at work today but anyway, I send about 2 work emails a week to booze suppliers and I really doubt they’d notice. Might even start each one with ‘look out honey, cause I’m using technology, ain’t got time to make no apology’.

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#4

I would but I work for a mental health charity and I wouldn’t want to give our clients the wrong idea. I’ll survive.

#5

I’m not in work today but I’m still up for this.

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#6

I doubt they’d even complain - unless I didn’t also include a Welsh translation.

#7

What is the Welsh for “cheetah” anyway? I’ve always wanted to know.

#8

It’s not very local government to be honest. Though it could be quite fun to see how long it took someone to confront me on it.

#9

Just tell them they’re being no fun.

#10

Popty-cheet

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#11

Dwi’n cheetah cerdded ar y stryd gyda chalon yn llawn o napalm

Just Cheetah apparently. Disappointing.

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#12

how about this

I was off work sick yesterday, had to go to the doctors this morning to get a backdated sicknote, because of some weird law in CZ they had to sign me off today too, so I’m going home to bed.

Fucking LOVE IT

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#13

Joke’s on you, I’m already at home as a result of my no-coffee-agreement, suckas

#14

Your pretty face is going to hell

#15

So you aren’t gonna gimme danger, ya little stranger?

#16

That would contravene workplace health and safety regulations so no.

#17

Well you’re just No Fun

#18

have you ever seen an email signature that didn’t make the sender look like a bell end

  • no
  • yes, once

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#19

Our corporate one is fine, except it’s got all the social media links in it. Who the fuck wants to follow a chemical sustainable technology company’s Instagram account ffs.

#20

Hey. HEY.