You can go home from work now IF... 🦹

When you wake up on Monday you’ll permanently be half an inch shorter. In height, before anyone asks.

  • No thank you, I need all of the half inches I can get
  • Yes, I’m already tall enough for fairground rides so this half inch is just dead weight

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Not on workbook m4

Gf is already half an inch taller, a full inch would make us look like a comedy double act

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Hope you’ve got a good sewing machine for hemming all your clothes half an inch.

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6’ 5 1/2" is fine by me.

i’m not exactly tall but a half day’s a half day

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That’s going to take up an extra box on forms. I don’t think you’ve thought this through tbh.

would you work a whole month of double shifts for no extra money but an extra inch of height

  • yes
  • no
  • dunno

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Could spend the half day getting Cuban heels put on all of your shoes, for example.

I care not for forms.

That’s obvious from your devil may care attitude here.

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Height? No. Girth?

This isn’t a form poindexter.

I’m already a shortarse. Couldn’t care less about being a fraction shorter.

What about ¾

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Then I’ll be a an inch and a half shorter than my little sister which will amuse me so yeah, go for itm

I’m having a dress altered because I’m too short for it so if i list another half inch that would screw that up so I’ll probably this one down.

I’m not sure you understand the meaning of the words “a fraction”

Me either.

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