You’re not allowed to complain about the weather for the duration of the heatwave. It doesn’t matter how disgustingly sweaty your gusset gets, no moaning. Not out loud, not on here, not on MySpace, nowhere.
Worth it
Look, I’m not sure you appreciate just how disgustingly sweaty my gusset is going to get
I think people are being too hasty here. Think forward to Thursday. Your work clothes are plastered to the back of your thighs with sweat. Chafing levels are off the charts. The air’s as still and silent as if Theo had just cracked a D&D joke. And you’re just going to sit there and take it?
Tbf I need to practise complaining less anyway. I have a friend who complains about EVERYTHING and it’s so tedious I have to psych myself up to see her. In winter it was too cold every day, now it’s too hot. It’s never just right. Find the joy in things! It’s made me really reflect on how much negativity I want coming out of my own mouth.
My air-conditioned office is actually alright at the moment. I can only think of a handful of places nearby that I’d rather be in this heat (eg Hampstead Heath ponds), and they all involve a horrible tube ride.
I’m due to be in work til 7pm, with three meetings scheduled in rooms that aren’t my lovely air-conditioned office. So this seems like a good deal to me.