You can go home from work now IF... 🐦

Three out of the next five times you go outside, you’re going to get shat on by a bird (avian). Could be a sparrow, could be a seagull, you just don’t know. Might be shoulder, might be right in the middle of your head. That’s a risk you’re going to have to take.

  • Ewww, no
  • Sorry, what’s the downside? (yes)

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Week off m788

Am I going to get shat on a lot now?

I’d make sure your windows are shut at all times.

not at work


Bank Holiday here. That’s a win for SaddyP, me and all the Scots.

I’d just go in and out until the 3 times are completed


Save it for Thursday etc


I am also off.

(desperate for a wee and a poo but have a baby sleeping on me so I would exchange to allow me to do that)

Cover me in bird poop and let me go home and shower.

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Not all the Scots :frowning:

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Not that I want to be covered in bird poop, AT ALL. but three times for 5 days of freedom? Worth it.

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What?! I thought we got to go home for the week.
Still would do it thiugh, just going to go with @elthamsmateowen’s foolproof strategy.

I don’t know why you would think that.

You definitely did one of these recently that was for the rest of the week. Is that a weekly special? Was the challenge particularly grueling or grosz?

Thank you, no.

You’re going to feel like a right twat if you happen to get shat on by a bird (avian) three times this week now.

I’ll be honest with you, I don’t really put very much thought into these threads so can’t remember anything about any of them.

alright, ashley young