You beat your boss at a wrestling match in a paddling pool filled with jelly (lime) and baked beans (cold) in front of the whole office. Attire will be those things they wear in Gladiators (not the Russell Crowe one). If HR ask, say it’s for charity and get a fiver out of them for your troubles.
- LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEE
- This is some weird sploshing thing for you isn’t it, you big weirdo (no)
Normally I’d say no to any of these that involve public spectacle, but in this instance I’ve got a height advantage, a weight advantage, and would really rather be at home playing Fire Emblem.