These are getting slightly bizarre
My first idea was that you’d need to speak like Donald Duck for the rest of the week.
my boss is way bigger and fitter than me, there’d be no competition
You can go home from work permanently if…
You’d need to outsmart them then. Use your wiles.
no thank you
Or gouge the eyes.
I’d be too busy vomiting at the touch of the baked beans.
That gives you a strong advantage. Would you want to grapple someone who’s covered in vomit?
Would be well up for this
Plus special bonus: we can film the whole thing and flog it on Clips4Sale
I am the boss today? Do I fight myself in a mirror?
Fiver on eseegllaK, please.
my boss is working from home today so not sure how this’d work logistically
Use din’s fire
The paddling pool will be set up at the exact halfway point between the office and your boss’s home.
give how far away he lives, probably better off just waiting til hometime and going home then tbh
i would readily admit i’d lose a wrestling match to my manager regardless of location
tbf though he was meant to be here today and hasn’t turned up for unknown reasons. maybe he’s the one who’s ?