You just leave. No excuses, no arse covering, you just leave without saying a word to anyone. You’ll probably have to explain yourself on Tuesday but that’s ages away and maybe everyone will have forgotten by then? That’s the risk you take.
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My manager would be sound with this. Not gonna do it though cos I have taken the piss enough
There’s an unsettling realism to this hypothetical scenario.
All of my hypothetical scenarios are very realistic, thankyouverymuch.
Is it ok if I do some work once I get home?
I’m not the boss of you but it’s not really in the spirit of the thing.
I’ll have to explain myself on monday 
got so much to do that i’ll just be doing myself over
They’d probably send out a search party or something. Can’t be arsed with that.
I’ve only got myself to answer to, and I’d probably feel pretty guilty if I didn’t do and work on my thesis today. Not worth the guilt trip for now!
Am I allowed to go for sludge beers with my colleagues later though?
Ive done this a few times.
This is my last day before a week off. I have a huge amount to do. If I stopped working now I’d have to work over the weekend/next week. So no thanks.
Everyone who would be likely to either notice or tell me off is on holiday. Would probably do it but I have stuff to do and am off next week.
It’s what I was going to do anyway come 4pm so cheerio, lasses 